Touch Of Humor – Recruiters

All the recruiters ask you in their jobs ads to join their “Family” their “Dream Team”.
They ask you to be a part of their successful story full of inspiration, hope and support!
They’re here for you, to help you, to teach you, to adopt your talent and improve your skills!
So you feel you’re joining a section in heaven!

BUT you always end up joining bunch of psychos, bitches or narcissists. 
In Best-case scenario “Hannibal Family”!

I wonder who is this f***** who writes all this inspiring shit and fake mottos!
The wage must be as bigger as the lies!

And the bitch be like:

And your manager be like:

And your boss be like:

And then you be like:

Run for your life!

Hope you didn’t experience something similar 😀 Have a great weekend! Thank you for stopping by ❤

Huguette Antoun – June 7th 2019

89 thoughts on “Touch Of Humor – Recruiters

  1. Thanks God I did not experience something similar 🙂 but still let’s be honest and stop this “family” shit…or at least I was not so lucky no meet that “family-company” yet 🙂
    Have a good day my dear and thanks for making me laugh a little bit 🙂 I was so immerse in numbers…I needed a break 🙂

    1. 😁 well not literally for sure hahah but this family shit all lies haha I love to exaggerate to make people laugh 😊 glad it makes you laugh and hope you’ll have a great relaxing weekend full of food and wine and whatever you want 😊 you work in numbers?? I hate numbers haha even though part of my work also with numbers

      1. who know maybe really exists but not for us 😁
        yes, most of my work is related to numbers…invoicing, accounts….you know…sometimes is very welcome a good laugh and then back to work…:)
        Let’s see what this weekend will bring :)….first of all a little bit of relax and of course good food and wine 🙂
        Wish you a lovely weekend too, relax and good company 🙂

      2. Yes I’m sure there’s much worse out there 😁
        Me too I do all this and it’s boring haha
        Hope it will be a great weekend whatever you decide to do 😊😊 thank you for the lovely wishes 💕💕🤗

      1. Thank you for liking it … Hope u really liked the post… Would be happy to know about your views on the other posts of mine as well…
        Thanks again!!

      2. Sure I will check other posts when I can 👍 because I really read not just like blindly and will do that the soonest
        Appreciate your care in my opinion 🙏🏻

      3. That’s sounds cool… I really what that kind of people… The honest ones..
        Liking without a look at the content is something which is a kind of insult to the effort put to write a blog…
        Yes you can whenever you wish… Take your time.. Yes I am looking forward yo your views!!!

      4. I totally agree 👍 we’re here to read and respect the effort the blogger is putting 💯
        I will let you know through a comment for sure
        Have a good time!

  2. To think about it, this is actually sad. Even though I’m laughing so much 😂😂. The gifs man!! Am I dead? 😂

  3. 😂😁😂😁 True!
    And that joker reference suits perfectly
    And that kid😂😁😅😄this is how I would be running in sych a situation

  4. Ha ha….nice post! i wish all those people read this post who are exposed by you!
    Happy weekend to you too!

  5. I worked for 27 years in all sorts of environments and all sorts of corporates; from a management trainee to a CEO and have had to face all sorts of situations. Even the kinds you have described Huguette 😜
    But also very very family like and uplifting.
    Thank God I quit the rat race long long back 🙏

    1. Thank you for sharing your experience 😊 I’m sure there are good managers/owners out there no doubt of that! I can imagine how hard was facing my description haha
      Thanks God indeed and appreciate your time to read and comment 😊🙏🏻

      1. My pleasure Huguette. I love to read your posts.
        One day I may write on my professional experiences- they were so varied

  6. This made my day 😂 Ha ha ha… Boss, manager everything totally relate to me 😂 That throne of lies is true 100% . This post is an Insanely Honest corporate culture explained deep with sense of humour.

    1. Oups 😬 sorry you have to face this and glad at least it makes you laugh 😁
      The message I wanted to transmit is real and we faced this many times, some real psychopaths and bitches that cost us our job (me and my friends) so you’re right , this is so real but under the touch of humor 😊

  7. I love it… it happened to me once, I was excited to join this big family as you say…! and guess what! the first day and lunch break… I ran away… I understood everything in only one hour that I’m in a cult and not in a company… thank you for the subject Huguette, good day

    1. Thank you for sharing your experience Sofiane! It’s true and happened to people I know! Glad you ran away 😁
      Thank you for stopping by and have a great day as well

  8. Well, this resonates with some of my recent experiences of joining organisations with critical issues around organisational sanity. I’m now very careful in joining these “dream team” to avoid joining again a bunch of people who are not rooted in reality but in dreamland and fantasyland. Good if you are joining the Walt Disney corporation though.

    1. 😁😁 thank you for sharing your experience! Sounds even more exciting haha
      I don’t know if I’m happy or sad to know it’s not a local problem 😕
      Trying to make it Walt Disney but it’s certainly not 🙄
      Thank you for stopping by 🙏🏻

  9. Good afternoon, they will tell you anything just to get you in and to use you as much as they can, and when you would be finally squeezed like a lemon, they just fire you😁liking the pictures, specially long nose with butterfly, fucking pinocchio i wish that with every lie, the nose of people grow, this way we could see who are we dealing with😂by the way i use to like the cartoon 🙂

    1. Oh yes that’s it, total lies and fake image! Yes they squeeze you like a lemon 😁 so true!
      Glad you liked the pictures, I try to choose the best ones hahaha I wish their nose grow like pinocchio 😂 I used to love it too!
      Thanks for stopping by 🙏🏻😊❤️

  10. Lol!! Unfortunately, it’s mostly all manipulation. They want to make you forget that they are making money (and sometimes a lot of it!) off your hard labor. That’s the corporate world.

  11. Funny! I relish my days as a stay-at-home mom now…working at various companies through the years has taught me so much about the human condition and how people waste their lives away with petty bullshit and work on things that aren’t helping anyone anyway. Ah, corporate life is not the life for me!
    Have a wonderful afternoon, Huguette! &*&

    1. I don’t see you laughing 🤯😁😁 Thank you Elizabeth! Yes corporate world is such a mess! I wish I can run my own business or work as a free lancer, that would be much better actually!
      Have a great day and weekend as well 🤗🤗💖

  12. So F**** damn true 😂😂 Happens to me in my first job interview , the boss was a women , she kept telling me , no need to be afraid , we are one big family which is going to take care of you and help you improving yourself and skills since it was my first job as an intern architect , few days after , gosh I was facing the sad reality: fake smiles , fake talk , pression , figure out how to do things myself , it was hell on earth!!!
    A big thank you for this post !!!Bravo 👏

    1. 😂😂 especially women!! OMG I can relate of course of what you’re saying! Reason why I actually wrote this post in a humorous way ! But it is hell 😣😣
      Thank you for reading dear and hope your weekend is great ❤️😊

      1. I agree ,women are faker !! I had a great weekend, and I am doing well my dear , hope it’s the same for you , xoxo ❤ ❤

      2. Guess my comment on your post vanished, plus I keep having notification that you’re following my blog 😕 it’s the third time probably

      3. Yes there is no comment at all ,I don’t understand ,and Everytime I check my following blogger post’s , I Never find your post then, I ask myself ,is Huguette not posting or writing,I go check your blog I find that you have posted and I also find that I’m not following you , even if I didn’t click on the unfollow button, I click follow , I go back to your blog another time and I find the same situation 😤😤 I don’t understand at all it keeps happening to me !!!

      4. Well probably in spam box, is it possible it has vanished and I comment on your blog the entire time 😐
        This is so stupid actually and makes me so pissed! What the fuck is wrong with them!!

      5. Good morning my dear , I spent the night trying to figure out , if your messages went to spam , and what’s wrong with my blog ,why everytime I find myself unfollowing you , without doing it mmyself!!! but I didn’t find a closure , So my dear Huguette if this fucking wordpress says to you that I am following you or something else, know that it’s not me , hope that this problem will be fixed soon , much love to you ❤

      6. Well I’m really sorry you had to do that but this platform glitches are becoming really stupid 😕 I know you didn’t do anything but it’s really frustrating especially that it can create problems especially when comments disappear and we think the blogger just ignored us or not checking his spam so we don’t visit and comment again…because it’s a vicious circle ( if the comments were not delivered why I should keep trying)
        Maybe you can send an email to the technical or support team at WordPress, maybe they can help especially about this unfollowing thing 😕😕
        Thank you for taking time to check this out 🙏🏻😊 much love to you 🤗❤️

      7. The same problem is happening over and over again , you see I followed you again because I found myself not following you , it’s just pissing me off !!!
        yes I have to send them a message , hopefully , they’re going to respond 🤔 And this problem will be fixed , enjoy your evening dear ❤😘

      8. It’s really frustrating 😣😣 let’s hope at least they have a good support team 🤔🤔
        Have a great time as well and take good care dear Souad 😘😘💖

  13. OMG don’t start me with this. LOL. So looks like Agencies and Recruiters are the same. I don’t like some of the nursing agencies from our country. Yes I am very thankful to them because they are giving opportunities to my fellow Filipino nurses to secure work and immigrant status here in America together with the family. I am very happy with that. But they are making tons of money out of everything from these nurses. It’s hard me for me to be specific because I don’t want to make this as a mini- blog post. To cut it short, they are deducting tons of money from the nurses when they started working, but they are not transparent to them how much it is. And they are going to do this for the next 2 to 3 years of employment. They are just saying that since you are just coming in to America you’re rate will be on the lowest bracket, your past experience will not be counted. But nurses have no Idea how much cut the agency is they getting. And the worst part they are making them feel that the nurses owe them because they are doing them a huge favor by being the middleman in getting car loans and credit cards. They are saying without our help you cannot get credit cards and car loans by themselves. These are all BS. Of course you can do it by yourselves. I did it by myself with zero credit scores. Hence they are becoming the middlemen – of course they are for sure making extra money out of it. My only concern is please don’t take advantage of your fellow countrymen’s lack of knowledge on how things work here in America just to get extra cash or enormous amount of money I must say. And at the end of the day I hate when these Filipino Nurses are saying that they were treated as real family because they really helped them a lot, yet in fact they don’t know they were told lies and it’s like they were brainwashed. Oh dear please stop me here. 🙂

    1. Oh someone it really pissed! I say you should make this a post because it’s totally different subject and very important one! How they use the immigrants under the pretext of helping them just because they are in a weak position 😕 so bad and so mean as well! They are stealing from you and pretending they’re helping you and this is extremely bad! It’s a shame that people don’t have another way of medium so they’re forced to accept in order to have minimal requirements and so…
      Appreciate sharing your experience and I recommend you write about it! You can copy the comment and work on it
      It’s a very important post 👍

      1. Thanks Huguette, when I get enough materials I will write about this in a calmer way. 🙂 🙂 I need to present the subject in a more objective manner not like this me ranting over a spoiled food from the cafeteria. Sorry for messing again on your comment area, told you don’t start with me about this. lol 🙂 🙂 Now I really need to fold my laundry. Okay? 🙂 take care.

      2. Sometimes we don’t need to be calmer! I have published political articles in one of the most famous newspapers here and they didn’t remove one word and believe me I wasn’t calm! Truth had one tone only, this is what I believe actually and hope you will have more materials
        No worries you can rant as much as you can and this platform is open for honest and real people to express 😊
        Take good care as well and don’t work too much 😊

      3. girl you impress with this line “truth had one tone only”. That’s a smart Mantra. 🙂 🙂 I will get more information and will let you know once I post them. 🙂 🙂 Thank you so much! I just finished my laundry while watching youtube videos then I will go to sleep cause I’ll be leaving for work in 4 hours. 🙂

      4. I always say this line, don’t know if someone actually said that or just me 😊 yes sure looking forward to reading this important post of yours
        Have a peaceful night 🙏🏻🙂

    1. 😁😁 glad you loved them! Nshallah ma mara2u 3laykee
      Actually I imagine the scene and I search for gifs that suit my imagination 😁 it wasn’t hard because Hannibal is well known character
      Thank you dear 🙏🏻❤️

      1. hm… 🤔
        yeah, yeah… your humor sucks
        joke! hahaha 😂

        The situation just struck me as tragic comic and sometimes the tragic part stick out a bit too much for me to mind the comic…

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